The Blow Job


Men are constantly being accused of not being able to find a clitorus or a G-spot if their life depended apon it. What many women do not realize (for the simple reason that no man is going to jepardize his access to female attention of his genitalia of any kind, by complaining or trying to make helpfull suggestions which never seem to get taken in the way that we intended or indeed in the way that any sane human would understand that they could even be taken.  ie “I Really like it when you do THIS” somehow implying that you weren’t enjoying what she was doing before…like that is necessarily a bad thing anyway….look the whole point is that, We really appreciate the time that you are spending “down there” but if you want to really see US clutch the bedsheets and shoot for the moon as it were, if you want to see me get really excited and blow my rocks off like Mt. St Helens I’m telling you to do THIS!!!  It really doesn’t matter if that thing is a finger massage of my prostate or flicking the tip of my glans and urethral opening (meatus) with the tip of your tongue. You think that you like your vibrator!? Try using it on my frenulum and meatus….Don’t know what those are? Then why do you expect me to be able to find your g-spot or A- spot or some other mysterious uncharted location? Try new stuff out….

The clitoris, has 8,000 nerve endings connected with 15,000 nerve fibers in the pelvic area, more than any part in the body. The gland of the penis has 4000 nerve endings, spread out over a much larger area.  The foreskin (For those of you who still have one) has 20000 nerve endings making it 83% of the feeling of the penis.

I’m going to give you gals the benefit of the instructions given to me by what is, without a doubt, the best blow job that I have ever had! She learned it from her gay uncle. I’ve never even met him, but I know that he is making some guy very happy! Step1 scrape your tongue top and bottom against your teeth to roughen it. Step2 curl your tongue backwards slighly so that the underside of his penis will slide in along the underside of your tongue. step3 reverse direction of penis and surface of tongue, so that the underside of the  penis slides out along the roughened upper tongue surface. Step4 you should be gently sucking while his penis is going in and out of your mouth. Step5 Flicking the “lips” of his urethra or sucking on them is a good thing. Step 6 your lips should press firmly against his penis, not like he is fucking a wet rag. you have the ability to make your mouth do way more than your vagina ever could. You can suck soft or hard, or blow hot and cold breaths , you have a tongue that can do oh so many things. You can change the size of it’s opening as well as it’s internal size by use of the tongue. You can use the tip of your tongue like a tiny finger, flicking wherever you wanted to. Remember these two words, Meatus  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/External_urethral_orifice_(male)    and  Frenulum    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis

Just remember this. He wants you to want him and see him as sexually attractive to you, just as much as you want to be seen that way by him. If you want him to pay more attention to you, then you might try paying more attention to him. We know that the penis is not particularly pretty, but it’s all that we have. Besides, it seems to work pretty good hitting all of the places that it needs to…isn’t there beauty in function or something?

Try being a little forward every now and then. Try actually acting like you want and need him physically as well as (insert relationship type) . Nearly every guy that I have asked has had the fantasy of being awakened by a blow job. Having been the recipient of quite a lot of these (the benefits of having a wife that is also your consentual slave.  *consentually given up all future consent*) I can say that it is without a doubt, one of the Best possible ways to be awakened! And BTW a liitle suck and “there I did it, are we done now” doesn’t count as a blowjob. In fact it is just barely worthy of encouraging a repeat performance. Do you wonder why your man insists apon immediate reciprical performance when you ask him to “go down” on you? AKA 69 ing ….    he knows that in the heat of your own excitement you will finally treat his penis as a lover would.

I once dated a girl who was repulsed by the idea of going down on a guy “because that is where he pees from…so gross!” but didn’t feel that the guy likewise should point out the same would apply to her as well as indeed all humans. Of course my primary thought at the time was “girl, if you think a potential drop of pee is so gross, then you are totally unprepared for what I intend to do in your mouth”.

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